facebook does not appreciate me
it’s okay we appreciate you here
does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???
Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars